Random Advice From a Pissed Off Pedestrian

When the traffic light turns red, and the white man says you can walk, but that one jerk Escalade or yellow cab decides that the rules don’t apply to him and tries to turn anyway, give that car a nice old slap on the backside. Not enough to leave a dent or a mark, but just enough to let it be known that he’s a total wanker and you’re not gona take it anymore! If the car then pulls over, and the driver looks bigger than you, try to run faster than him.