Obama Endorses..

Deli Meats. Unlike Obama's previous endorsement of winter clothing (we've only seen him strip down, never add layers), this endorsement actually makes sense to us. Think about it: the man has already made two well-publicized trips to burger places. He clearly likes a good piece of meat between bread, so why not the Obama Deli? However, this deli is located in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn, so it may be a while yet before the President makes the trek to sample their food. If you see a place, send it to us at losersguidenyc@gmail.com